Birds, what are they good for?

We know they fly in the air all the time. Do their wing muscles get real sore? We’d like to know.

Some sing songs of remorse or songs of great cheer. But do they like our melodies with people-words?

Others like to swoop down to murder cute things like chipmunks. It’s only disturbing if you don’t understand how death is that which gives meaning to life. Am I right?

People who really like birds will tell you all about them. Information you never asked for. Some carry binoculars to prove their devotion.

Safe to say, everyone can appreciate a good majestic soaring bird and the ones that are blue and the other ones that are so tiny you are inclined to mistake them for a bug.

This insightful advertising campaign is for birds.

Without us who would even like them?